Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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