i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
