i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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