: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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