The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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