Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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