Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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