So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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