you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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