Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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