Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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