i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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