I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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