The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Small penises have feelings too.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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