She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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