He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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