Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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