Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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