is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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