he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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