Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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