WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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