so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
This baby is an asshole
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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