yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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