I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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