Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Randomize
