I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Randomize
