How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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