If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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