Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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