it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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