people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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