her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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