Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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