We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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