super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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