He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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