I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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