oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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