Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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