Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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