He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
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