The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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