You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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