"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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