We're like a lot better than the average bears
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
BRING THE BAGELS
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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