Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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