Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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