Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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