Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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