a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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