I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
